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Do you follow and enforce the server rules to the best of your ability?:

I try my best to annoy views
 

Do you accept that you cannot treat your friends any differently to ordinary players?:

im biased
 

Do you have a microphone that you can use to assist you while dealing with players?:
ate it

 

Do you understand that Colossal server(s) are to be monitored sensibly and your duties are to be taken seriously at all times:

too hard
 

Have you had any bans to date? If so, please explain to us why we should still accept you:

multiple 

 

 

 

Questions

 

Why should the staff team drop kick you?

im inactive, stupid and retarded, russ and rhys can manage the EM team
 

Discuss your ability to work in a team and give examples that demonstrate this:

my ability is shit after i accidently doxxed half the EM team 

Discuss any past experiences that you believe have impacted the server and player(s) positively:

admin abusing using a boat and articling 5ing

 

Describe your personality and speak a little about yourself:

i am retarded
 

 

Scenarios

 

Scenario 1: good users i like and should i ba n them for massing not


 

Question 1: As a gamer, how do you react

- sneke

 

Scenario 2: an em is acting retarded who is your best guess

 

Question 2: As a senir eu hwho do u blame

- godofcats
 

Scenario 3: A Player is running around on the server and RDMing constantly. Despite previous warnings from other staff, this player is still on his murder spree. All the other staff has logged off and you are the only one left. You've encountered this player before and have found him to be quite the minge.

 

Question 3: As a Moderator, how do you react (minimum 80 words)?

 debate why he should mass rdm in real life

 

Scenario 4: views has groomed a child
 

Question 4: As a Moderator, how do you react (minimum 80 words)?

perm i dislike them





ok serious time

hi im god retared ex-senior and despite people asking no im not retuning to staff or servere to be active, i will chill and game on da discord where we do little trolling
my most wlel known things is big funny boat, articling 5ing, random mmey events, runnig a shit sub faction and just being gamer


on a serious note i will finally answer the question on why i joined CG, and stayed
if you do not know i suffer from multiple conditions, the most simple ones without going into detail is autism, DCD, dysgraphia/dyslexia and so many more.
i joined CG to just see what military rp was and i stayed for who fuck knows why
i think the truth is like the rest of you, i was angry, i was upset with my life. 
i didn't know how to be social or interact, just like the majority of players we joined and stayed, it gave us a community.
this server with the assholes and gamers taught me how to be human in the most simple way, unironically during covid and before it taught me how people have emotions and how to understand them.
im sorry for being an annoying autistic cunt such as speaking over people and just repeating myself and blah blah, i believe i have improved but im still shitty
for all da assholes and gamers you taught me to be human and how to be an asshole, and how to be a friend. that is more than anything at the stage of my life i had.
to answer where im going, i got sepsis during the funny floods in northern NSW, i was in hospital for 2 months and just got back home recently.
i resigned while in hospital.
i thought about my life, i manage writing/being an author as an hobby, alongside games outside of CG, social life, school, sports. CG is no longer an interest nor can i afford the time as covid ends and i expand on my hobbies/interests alongside the skills i gained to be social.

the truth of this story if i go into depth is another similar one to many current and  ex players, we all joined CG to have fun, we stayed for escape from something, and when its over, when it becomes no longer an escape after we answer all our questions.
we ask ourselves about our issues. "Why me?" "Why am I here where others aren't?" "What is in the future?" and we as humans are odd creatures, we are hypocrities with our emotions, we might feel happy at one point about something, then down the line we are upset and full of regret.
though many people's answer to these questions are up to their interoperation; mine as follows.
The world's cruel, it's not an illusion, it's shit. But it's realism. And we move on, but never forgetting what we are. That is true strength, not muscles or intelligence, moving despite it all, we are here and well.  Where so many others we knew, aren't. Our hearts do not grow, nor do they become cold. But, the amount of people and things taking them up do. And to finally find your place, to find your happiness, here and there it won't change, you must make it yourself.
And that is what I'm doing. Just like so many others, so friends, it is my time and one day it will be yours.
Do not regret, run with your actions, there's no time to think. 
True Death is when you give up, when you come back empty with only the devil inside. That is my view of life from my experiences. And do not bullshit me, most of us here came here and stayed for personal issues, some of us stayed as we put too much in the server already even when it's over, or we found it as as hobby. But, we all started off that way, how we end is something else.
Every angry teen or adult here, has a reason, it may not be simple, it may not be right to be rude or like that, but they are struggling as much as the rest.

fuck honorary mentions or that crap
all of you did something for me and i hope i did something for you, every interaction in this community proved i was human and so was the other.
this community built off roleplay is much more than that, it is friends, enemies and just humanity in general
to the people i despised to those who i consider close. all did something for me in one way or another, and in the end taught me everything i know now.


hubert kitten, certified groomer, senior EM godofcats and autistic in resident resigning, and for the last and final fucking time.

 

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+1 good app, active player

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+1 

We need him back, he was the only good senior of the EM team.

Bring him back

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Posted (edited)

Long live the original Green Beret.

GB.jpg

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gween bewwrays

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10 hours ago, Asatru said:

gween bewwrays

my biggest accomplishment

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-1 not enough floaties 

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o7

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neutral

app is well written but player is of other gender therefore no.

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                                               DENIED

        Up the activity and lower the racism then you will be accepted but until then smell my balls and try again in 2 weeks.

 

Best cg staff -Mei

 

 

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"lower the racism"
i dont know how to its just my blood

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DENIED 

he called my cat the nword

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+1
Called me disabled for being a woman and told me to eat a cat cause I'm Asian, would be perfect for the CG staff team.

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DENIED 
German. Do I really have to say anything else

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